What does it mean to fail the vibe check?

Two or less seconds after, a hand will appear and extend towards the victim. Vibe checks are rarely passable, and in those cases, the victim may be rewarded. If a vibe check is failed, the authority has the right to either. A) Vore you and anything else they see fit. B) Bludgeon you to death with a baseball bat.

How do you do a vibe check?

All you have to do is visit the page, type in your name (or any name), hit the “diagnose” button, and watch the magic happen. In return, you’ll get a chart that tells you where you fall on the vibe spectrum, with categories ranging from “cursed” to “feral” to “gremlin.” It also tells you whether you passed or failed.