What the 10 Scariest Horror Villains Would Bring to Christmas Dinner

Considering the Yuletide season is the most magical time of the year chock-full of warmth and happiness, it might feel completely out-of-place to imagine the genre of horror and its mighty villains. And yet, it’s definitely intriguing to picture exactly what the scariest horror villains would bring to Christmas dinner.

Without a doubt, Christmas dinner is a special occasion that folks look forward to all year long. From delicious trimmings scattered across tables to delectable chocolates hiding within colorful stockings, food during the holiday season is enough to keep any person interested — even the memorable baddies from the spooky cinematic realm.

So with Christmas just a few short days away, let’s celebrate in the most interesting way possible by exploring what 10 of the scariest villains in horror would bring if they were invited to Christmas dinner. After all, we’ve already seen what their Thanksgiving pie counterparts are.

Hannibal Lecter – Wine

Was there ever any actual doubt as to who would bring the wine to Christmas dinner? It would be Dr. Lecter, of course, seeing as he’s just as intelligent and sophisticated as a smooth glass of red wine. Plus, he could probably steal a few cases for the entire party and nobody would ever question a thing, since he’s just a smooth-talker with a genuine smile. He’s a guy you can trust, and everybody can trust the guy that brings a few bottles of wine to the dinner gathering. I’ll take a nice chianti, Doctor.

Pinhead – Lasagna

Come on now, Christmas dinner would feel incredibly empty without at least one pasta dish. So seeing as lasagna is sometimes forgotten for other delectable items, it makes perfect sense for Pinhead to bring it along, considering he’s often forgotten amongst the other horror villains. And yet, we still love Pinhead just as much as we love that first bite into that cheesy, creamy lasagna. And if we had to guess, he probably used the spikes on his head to finely cut the mozzarella cheese.