Who's up for a Juicy Conspiracy Theory About President Donald Trump?

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Everyone loves a good conspiracy theory. Whether it's Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer, or Katy Perry actually being a grown-up JonBenét Ramsey, there's nothing more fun than briefly considering a hairbrained idea before dismissing it as ridiculous. The latest, however, involves none other than President Donald Trump. What if, he's not actually Donald Trump at all, but...

A CLONE PLANTED BY THE ILLUMINATI AFTER THEY MURDERED HIM IN THE 1980s?!?!?!? I dunno, decide for yourself:

“The Donald Trump you see now campaigning on stage for the election is a clone,” says YouTuber Yahua Servant. “He’s dead, his family and daughter and wife are fake mannequins — kids fake, dead. See the skin? It’s a mannequin.”

There were plenty of jokes made about Melania being robotic (or just over this shit) based on her expressions at the Inauguration, but a clone and/or automaton? That's something.

Death And Taxes breaks down servant's (very compelling) argument thus:

1. The red ties Trump often wears are the mark of Satan, and the president frequently makes Masonic gestures. Thus, he is a demon.

2. Melania’s eyes are “robotoid” eyes. They cannot belong to a real person, thus, she is a mannequin.

3. Trump’s “yuge” pupils are also robotoid, which expose him as a clone. “Not normal."

4. Trump has been photographed making handgun gestures, which is actually a sign for devil horns. “It’s fake, cloned… all synthetics.”

5. Melania and Trump’s son is also apparently a robotoid as well. Those eyes.

SEEMS PRETTY AIRTIGHT TO ME. If a red tie is the mark of Satan, that would explain... a whole hell of a lot, actually, given that practically every elected official in Washington has been spotted in a red tie at one point or another, regardless of political affiliation.

Has Donald Trump actually been replaced by a clone/ mannequin/ "robotoid" because he was murdered by a shadowy world government 30 years ago? Probably not, no, but we live in a world of alternative facts where the burden of proof is now on the person disputing the claim, not the one making it.

H/T: Brobible