Why Do Weiners Float?

Just as there is no gravity (the earth sucks), the penis does not float ... it's just that the rest of the body sinks, and the penis just sticks out at it's natural angle. Experiment: get into a body of water, but face down this time.

Why do my balls float?

It's just some light tissue, there are no muscles in your penis. When a penis is flaccid it will have a tendency to float upwards because the upward force exerted by the liquid is greater then gravity so we can conclude that the density of a flaccid penis is less then the water it's in.

Do balls sink or float?

When objects are placed in water, some will sink to the bottom and some will float or be suspended in water. Generally, heavier objects, such as rocks and golf balls, will sink to the bottom because they are heavier than the water that is trying to hold them up.