100 Best Spring Jokes 2023 — Best Spring Puns for Kids

Spring is virtually synonymous with new beginnings. It's a time when the Earth starts to thaw out from the cold grip of winter, slumbering creatures re-emerge, and dormant vegetation springs back to life. Bees buzz about while the sound of birds singing fills the air. Simply put, spring is the season of renewal. Plus, it's the perfect opportunity for families to partake in fun outdoor activities.

While the season is ripe with fresh starts, blossoming blooms, and many chances to get out and explore, it's also a great time to share some laughs. That's why we've rounded-up some of the best spring jokes we've heard to add even more joy to the cheerful time of year.

From hilarious riddles about daylight saving time to gut-busting one-liners about spring cleaning, this list of jokes and clever puns will tickle just about everyone's funny bone. Share them with your kids on a walk to your local farmers' market, at an Easter brunch (these Easter jokes are also great to share), or post them on social media as Instagram captions to add levity to your feed. No matter how or where you share them, they're sure to please.

• What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
• What goes up when the rain comes down? Umbrellas!
• What type of a bow can't be tied or untied? A rainbow.
• I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
• What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
• What do bees wear in the rain? Their yellow jackets.
• How does the sun listen to its favorite music? On the ray-dio.
• Been washing my trampoline. Seemed time to do some spring cleaning.
• If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
• What do clouds wear during spring rain showers? Thunderwear.
• What animal runs the fastest during spring storms? Cheetahs, because they move at lightning speeds.
• How can you tell the weather's warming up? There's a spring in people's step.
• What do you call it when it rains turkeys and chickens? Fowl weather.
• How can you make the sky prettier? With a rainbow.
• How did the cake get wet? It got sprinkled.
• What is a king's favorite kind of weather? Reign-y!
• What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain? A reindeer.
• What kind of bow looks best when it's wet? A rainbow.

• What did the mop say to the vacuum? "You clean up nice."
• Do you know which chore sucks the most? Vacuuming.
• I worked on unclogging the tub for nearly an hour. Now I feel so drained.
• When's the best time to give your Slinky a good scrub? During spring cleaning.
• Did you hear about that brand-new broom that just came out? It's sweeping the nation.
• What did the broom say to the mop? "I'm so tired of people pushing us around."
• When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
• Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
• Did you hear the one about the messy bed? Yeah, I made it up.
• My husband and I had a disagreement about whose turn it was to do the laundry. In the end, he threw in the towel.
• What do you wear to tidy up the house? A ti(e)-dy(e) shirt!
• I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust.
• Is your refrigerator running? You better catch it before it runs away!
• What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? "It's time to sweep!"
• The more this towel dries, the wetter it gets.
• I'm not a fan of spring cleaning. Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
• You never know what you have until you clean out your closet.
• When I say I've cleaned my room, that doesn't include the pile of clothes that have found a home on my chair.
• My house was clean before we sprang forward. Guess you'll have to come back when we fall back.
• If spring is all about cleaning, what season is dedicated to making a mess?