151 Funny and Cute Thanksgiving Instagram Captions 2023

You've feasted on turkey. You've feasted on Thanksgiving pie. You've had your fill of family time. Now what? Time to post pics of all the festivities, and we've got 151 Thanksgiving Instagram captions to inspire just the right words to go with them.

Some captions are funny and often punny. Others focus on being grateful or the deliciousness of the food itself, and we've got a whole section devoted just to quotes from Friends too that are sure to bring on a laugh. Whether you are posting about the day for a business or just your friends, you're sure to find just the right caption from the whopping 151 below, or for added inspiration, we've got plenty of funny Thanksgiving jokes to make you smile and heartfelt Thanksgiving quotes to express how blessed and thankful you are for you to peruse too. Like everything, you can enjoy them even more with a Thanksgiving cocktail at the day's end too.

So as you start preparing your Thanksgiving centerpieces and Thanksgiving menu, don't forget to document with plenty of photos and an Instagram caption. You know the memories will be sweet to look back on for days and months and years to come.

Funny Thanksgiving Captions

• To-do list: Eat, drink, nap.
• I can't button my pants, but it was worth it.
• Gobble 'til you wobble.
• *entering feast mode*
• Thankful for elastic waistbands.
• We may not have it all together, but together, we have it all.
• #Stuffed.
• Keep calm and gobble on.
• Family and turkey and football—oh my!
• I came in like a Butterball.
• Reminder: Set your scale back 10 pounds today!
• We offered the turkey some dinner, but he was already stuffed.
• Red wine pairs well with a crazy family.
• I cran and will eat everything on this plate.
• Talk turkey to me.
• I love what everyone wore to the living room this year!
• Leftovers are for quitters.
• Stuffing is the glue that holds my family together.
• Oh my gourd, I can't eat another bite.
• Casse-rolling right up to Grandma's house.
• Butterball so hard, other turkeys wanna fine me.
• You know I'm all about that baste.
• Petition for a new Thanksgiving dress code: Sweatpants.
• When you whine, I wine.
• I come from a family of competitive eaters.
• Bad day to be a turkey.
• As long as my family keeps talking, I'll keep drinking.
• Raise your gobble-let for a toast!
• Every year I say I won't overdo it on Thanksgiving, yet here we are.
• Keep calm and wear stretchy pants.
• Feast your eyes on this.
• May your pants be stretchy, may your glasses stay full, and may your family avoid all talk of politics.
• The dad jokes are plucking hilarious!
• I yam who I yam.
• Sorry, too full to think of a better caption.
• I'm thankful for wine.
• Bake the world a better place.
• This wine pairs well with a crazy family.
• Thanksgiving is plucking awesome.
• Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.
• Gobble them up!

Thanksgiving Captions About Food

• Eat, drink, and be cranberry.
• “Oh Snap,” said the wishbone.
• Only have pies for this one.
  
• Squash goals.
• Nobody puts gravy in the corner.
• I'm carbo loading... for Black Friday.
  
• Good vibes and apple pies.
• Me: "I can't eat another bite!" Also me: "Did you say pie?
• I'm plucking stuffed.
• Sorry, this is now a Thanksgiving food fan account.
• May your hearts be as full as your plates today.
• Just keep eating, just keep eating.
• Calories don't count today.
• The party don't stop 'til I've tried everything.
• Blessed and mashed-potato obsessed.
• Here's another *corny* Thanksgiving caption.
• I get pie with a little help from my friends.
• Here's to moist turkey (and no one using that word to describe it).
• Is gravy a carb?
• Does anyone know what pumpkin pie tastes like when you're hungry?
• This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.
• Do I practice fitness? Of course! Fitness all this food in my mouth.
• I'm about to get cranberry sauced.
• Is it too soon to be thinking about leftovers? Asking for a friend.
• Stuffed with stuffing!
• Stop, drop, and butter your roll.
• Stop, drop, and... pass the rolls!
• Pies before guys.
• The rolls went right from the table to my waistband.
• You'll always be my gravy.
• Is butter a carb?
• This is now a Thanksgiving leftovers fan account.
• Pro tip: You don't have to answer your family's questions if your mouth is full of food.
• Way full, I feel #blessed.
• I could stop eating, but my mom told me to never quit.
• Life doesn't get any butter than this.
• Clear plates, full stomachs, can’t lose.
• Relationship status: Full of mashed potatoes.
• Seasoning’s greetings!
• There's always room for seconds.
• Hit me, gravy, one more time.
• It's all gravy from here.
• You really got your turkey cut out for you.
• Bread-y or not, here I crumb.