87 Funny Easter Jokes and Riddles 2024
Easter Is Here! It's Officially Time to Bring on All the Springtime Fun Like Hunting Easter Eggs, Baking Easter Cakes, Buying Easter Gifts for Kids, and of...
Easter is here! It's officially time to bring on all the springtime fun like hunting Easter eggs, baking Easter cakes, buying Easter gifts for kids, and of course, donning your best dress come Easter Sunday.
But Easter has a silly side too that we can all get behind. That's why we've gathered 87 funny Easter jokes and riddles that are sure to have you and your family laughing out loud. It's the perfect time of year for cracking yolks—ha! Take note of Easter puns and hilarious Easter jokes for adults and kids alike to entertain everybunny at your festivities this year. Save your very favorite short Easter jokes for a clever Easter caption on Instagram (these Easter wishes and Easter quotes are great for captions too).
So whether you're partial to Easter knock knock jokes or Easter dad jokes, we've got an eggscellent list of the absolute funniest one-liners for you this Easter season!
Funny Easter Jokes
- What's a proper toast at Easter? Ears to a great Easter!
- What do you call the funniest guest at Easter dinner? The Easter ham.
- What do you call a baby who's a little too warm on Easter? A hot cross bun(dle) of joy.
- How do you tame a wild hare? Wear an Easter bonnet.
- What do you do when you eat all your chocolate Easter candy? Give Peeps a chance.
- Why is Easter breakfast so fun? Everyone's cracking yolks.
- How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday? Im-peck-ably.
- Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where? The dictionary!
- What's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an "i" where the "t" is.
- How does Easter end? With an "R"!
- Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs marks the spot!
- How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
- What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!
- What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
- What kind of bean can't grow in a garden? A jelly bean.
- What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
- Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.
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Funny Easter Bunny Jokes
- How does the Easter Bunny leave? He makes an eggs-it.
- How does the Easter Bunny wish you a Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter!
- Where does the Easter Bunny get a hair cut? At the hare salon.
- What did the Easter Bunny say to his anxious friend? Don't worry. Be hoppy.
- Where does the Easter Bunny go for a new tail? To the retail store.
- Why is the Easter Bunny such a good listener? He’s all ears.
- What did the frog say when he saw the Easter bunny? “Ra-bbit.”
- Why did the Easter Bunny fail? He put all his eggs in one basket.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
- What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
- What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.
- What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
- What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!
- How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.
- What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant? IHOP.
- Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He eggs-ercises.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Hare-obics.
- How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.
- How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny? Use hare-mail!
- What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!
- What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.
- What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop.
- Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? Because he heard it's 24 carrot.
- What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate bunny.
- What's the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basket-ball.
- What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.
- Why couldn't the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!
- Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It's a tender tail!
- Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
- What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent!
- What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny.
Alexander Ross has covered the video game industry for a decade, writing deep dives on game design, esports tournaments, VR developments, and gaming culture.
