95 Best Christmas Puns for the Most Punderful Time of the Year

It's the most punderful time of the year, and there's no better way to celebrate the season than with lots of funny Christmas puns! We've got 95 of them to up your already-strong dad joke game, including merry puns to keep your Christmas card messages holly-jolly and happy. Besides clever Christmas puns for cards, one-liners on our list also make the just-right Christmas puns for Instagram captions for all your elfies. Here, we break them down by category: Santa, snow, Christmas tree puns, and elf Christmas puns, too. Look snow further to find just the right Christmas pun for any holiday occasion!

But wait, there's myrrh. If you are feeling like adding some ho-ho-hilarity, you can also trot out reindeer jokes or Santa jokes to entertain your family and friends. File away some of these Christmas pun one-liners for a ba-dum-tss-worthy plays on words to share at Christmas dinners, holiday parties, and other festive occasions during this most wonderful thyme of the year. And who knows, these equally clever and funny best Christmas puns might just having you, your friends, and loved ones feeling extra Santa-mental this season.

Christmas Puns

• “Happy holly-days,” said the wreath to the garland.
• "You sleigh me."
• "Resting Grinch face."
• "Your presents is requested."
• "Good things come in tall packages."
• "Yule be fit to be tide when you find out you aren’t getting any presents.
• "It’s the most wine-derful time of the year."
• Prancer’s motto: “Prance like nobody's watching.”
• “Season’s greetings,” said the rosemary to the sage.
• "But wait—there’s myrrh."
• "Gangsta wrapper."
• "Sleigh my name, sleigh my name."
• "Hold on for deer life."
• "The Christmas alphabet has noel."
• "Shake it like a pole-oriod picture."
• "Yule be sorry."
• "I'm pine-ing for you."
• "I have the final sleigh."
• "Oh, deer."
• "Wrapper's delight."
• "Have a holly Dolly Christmas."
• "All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies."
• “A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
• "Sleigh, what?!"
• "The snuggle is real."
• “I love you from head to mistletoe.”
• "You’re sleigh-in’ it."
• "It’s the most wonderful time for a beer."
• "Love at frost sight!"
• "Make it rein."
• "Sleigh queen, sleigh."
• "It's lit."
• "How rude-olf of you."
• “Peppermint, or-na-ment?” she asked when contemplating hanging candy canes on tree.
• "The Ghost of Christmas Presents is my favorite Christmas ghost."

Santa Puns

• "Santa puts you on the naughty list if he has just claus."
• "That look soots you."
• "I'm Claus-trophobic."
• "Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental."
• "Rebel without a Claus."
• "You’re my soul Santa."
• "A round of Santa-plause, please."
• "Santa cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer."
• "Claus I said so!"